That’s all well and good, but go to a hockey rink if you truly want to get pucked.

it is classified with heavy-duty drugs like heroine and cocaine...

How can you tell where you are getting the rash from?

Classic Ian Hunter. This album rock on vinyl because the more scratches it picks up, the better it sounds.

Classic Ian Hunter. This album rock on vinyl because the more scratches it picks up, the better it sounds.

Mad Magazine hasn’t.

Melt for Harden. It’s almost a done deal. The photographer is ready. Now if only that fucking sheep would cooperate.

And number 6 has to prop up number 17's balls.

Greenberg better hope they’re fine. Because he’s just an hors d’oeuvre for Golic.

Oh La La! A forward who can score to Montreal. Tres Bien.

Phil Kessel stumps up the payments for Golden Corral.

The team was unsure, but Taillon demanded the ball back.

I’d run fast too, if they made me wear polyester leisure shorts like that.

A dick move by the Jets. I’m shocked. Just shocked. I have to go lay down now.

Good point.

Was she sticky when she wore up?

Siri has her head so far up her ass, she mumbles a lot.

Not on my period!

It takes a true professional to shit the bed in two different cities. Good luck Ryan, good luck.

Is it because your grounded? I told you not to tell mom.

Great comment from a guy named FartInTheWind. Who’d a thunk it?