A couple of tubes of Preparation H, and they’ll be good to go.
BermudaDave
BermudaDave
The high hard one after the barbecue.
Oral Roberts will make your day. Anal Roberts will make your hole weak.
Now playing
This woman is sex on two feet.
Christie Hynde
Hmmm, Guilty. Let’s eat.
Spoooooooon!
It was a good clean match. No elbowing, no high sticking, no excess sequins. Nice.
Amen. I’ll drink to that.
+1 I laughed out loud.
It’s not a Chinese New Year jersey. It say, Number 7 with extra egg roll.
Who ever thought the two tribes lived in the same country.
She suck him so hard she shortened up his fingers. She’ll land on her feet.
What color ink did he use to write this?
The pointy end goes up the asses of the people of San Diego.
Take that Sidney!
We all get really fucking drunk for a week, and wake up from a blackout to see Pence signing fetus funeral legislation into law.
Or frontwards.
KellyAnne Conway - Counselor in charge of catching the drip.
The evening was cut short however, when one of the prostitutes inadvertently shit on the bed.