Berkyjay
Berkyjay
Berkyjay

Naw, I think it’s pretty spot on. The only difference is that they knew the Super Bowl was happening then and there years ago. So they had plenty of time to adjust.

Hah, you think I care about the Super Bowl.

If the Femicide Report were released in Miami during a hurricane I’m convinced that Jezebel would write a think piece on how tragic it is that the weather can be so insensitive to the plight of women in South Florida.

Consider blocking? Kids these days can’t even commit to ignoring someone.

Aww does someone hate something that you like? Let’s cry about it.

Yup!

Too bad the entire movie sucked.

What the hell is a bicyclists doing on Oak St. in the first place? It’s 4 fucking lanes of road. Panhandle park is right there with a dedicated bike lane. This guy deserved to be hit.

Nah really, I’m good. I don’t care about anyone’s Snapchat stories. Let’s keep that shit inside the app where it belongs.

Jokes on you, I already made plans to be on a beach in Mexico that weekend.

I noticed how you conveniently left out this important fact:

Pro-tip. Don’t watch.

They won the sweepstakes to get beat by Brady again. Good for them, they haven’t had many things to hate themselves for lately.

Nope

I’m pretty sure this is a joke from Idiocracy.

Man, Disney must have paid you guys so much money.

A shame it’s only on Spotify, I’d like to listen to it.

Sorry, but my bathroom phone time is highly coveted. It’s probably the best thing your phone is for!