Call me crazy, I'm not 100% convinced. But, that message is the screenshot that's floating around that I vaguely reference there.

Truthfully, I'm not the biggest Metroid fan. Still, all the the hype around the possibility that maybe, just maaaaybe, Ridley will be included as a playable character in the upcoming Smash is starting to infect me, too.

"Ridley is just too big"

"Well, he's just too big!" I keep hearing...

Send this negative nancy back to the greys.

;~;

The correct way to use a Green Shell like a champ:

I usually just use the green shells in the same way I use banana peels (held behind me as defense until I'm coming up on the next set of item boxes), but it is always especially pleasing when a green shell connects.

I'm surprised no one was trying to stop it. I mean, it's a giant inflatable, and it looks deceptively soft and safe. Instead everyone is simply scrambling to get out of the way. I'd probably jump in front of it and see what happened.

Does this mean someone put a ferret down their trousers to see if it was less fun then a gameboy?

Yeah, yeah. Everyone's really impressed.

Really? They don't want to buy a game based on one dumb commercial?

You are, frankly, an ignorant fool.

you must be really fun at parties.

TF2 is a cultural phenomenon! Can't wait for Fox News to do a bit on how it teaches your kids to conga and sap sentries!

You're going to be that guy then, huh?

Maybe it's a "not my cup of tea" situation but the first time I played this game was in one three-hour sitting at the end of which, it was the kind of bad where I couldn't imagine anyone liking it. Then a week passed and everyone loved it. Halo had the same impact on me, as has Destiny. I struggle to find anything…

Tri-Dock Saint.

I'll see myself out.

The shades are not optional.