I'm still convinced FF Versus XIII wasn't even a real game when it was first announced. I'm positive it was just a fancy concept trailer Square Enix threw together to satisfy their deal with Sony for a PS3-exclusive FF game.

Yep. Did you ever see the end of Dinosaurs? Everybody dies.

Out of curiosity, did you unlock the serial killer ending and the Bad Boys Love ending?

Oh noes, now we won't have context for why two factions are fighting each others while having access to a bunch of identical guys.

Man, I don't skip on discs because of the environment. I use downloadable as much as possible to skip having actual physical discs that take up space and I have to move around.

Well, at least something about this game is entertaining to me.

True but Jedi's couldn't seem to understand that politicians were evil.

Apparently, Jedis do.

Yeah but Final Fantasy games aren't really sequels, they are original games with unoriginal names, and sometimes they play similarly, but sometimes they don't.

I want new experiences too, but do you think it's "sequals" that are the real problem or the lack of risk taking in general? I'd argue that CoD is a prime example of how not to do it. Where as Borderlands 2 would be a good example of how to get it right.

God forbid I expect some consistency in localization. If the Layton games we got in the U.S. all followed the same rules, I wouldn't be complaining. But since this is a bizarre exception, it's distracting.

Yes, God forbid a game set in mostly in London and a British town have British characters speak in the Queen's English and have British sounding voice actors. That's horrible!

I have this entire collection of screenshots of Shane looking like a doof. I'm convinced it's the sort of thing that only I think is funny, but, here:

As a Dutch person, I saw this coming from miles away, and am amused greatly.

Too late...

Well that wasn't well thought out. Holy balls. Also, Saddam?

If you build it, they will cum.

Having worked with SWAT before, I could see this going very badly. I could see people getting killed. This is one of the most dumb ass things I've seen.

"If the investigation determines that today's incident was a hoax, those involved will be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law."