My strategy:

Fines and then maybe a suspension. So yes.

It’s an article about an absurd flop. It’s hilarious you think there needs to be some Deadspin post analyzing his improving midrange game.

holy shit you morons are fucking defensive.

“some wonderful and some difficulties. I very much look forward to dealing with the president in the future, including counsel.”

FUCK! Let’s get a warning so I don’t grab these hot takes without oven mittens, okay?

Fav quotes:

To be scrupulously fair, Barack Obama will be president for all of next week barring his death or resignation.

aight that’s 15,934 “stick to sports”es and 1 “stick to politics.” long way to go but keep at it bud

“You had me at ass pad. Sounds delicious.”

I miraculously survived a Reinhardt charge a few days ago. I think he managed to snag on the very edge of a wall lip, but my body was just next to the edge and didn’t get squished. The charge starts at 0:49.

C’mon man, that’s not fair. Sox fans can’t write.

Just before the final out, my 95 year old grampa, veteran of two wars, cancer survivor, and long-suffering cubs fan, pulled me aside and, with a tear forming in his steel grey eyes, said, “The blacks ruined this neighborhood and your sister dresses like a whore.” This was for him.

Go to bed, Skip.

I like the cheap ass store brand BBQ chips that look like theyre coated with powdered nuclear waste and only the top half of the bag is in actual chip form with the bottom half being mostly “chip soil”.

Fuck yeah I’ll remember Andre Johnson. He seems to me like the guy, in like ten or fifteen years, when most kids have stopped playing football and the ratings have gone off a cliff and everyone’s remembering what it used to be like in the NFL’s glory days and wondering how we ever tolerated such bloodsport on such a…

Brown shoes with a blue suit is 100% fine.

I really hate to defend that suit and shoes combo, but the colors are fine.

The gun in the most recent video is an Eyasluna, more or less a legendary Hawkmoon. It was a drop in pre-ROI crucible, when it was possible to get a roll that had enough range to actually make the gun competitive. I don’t believe it’s dropping at the moment but the crucible vendor Palindrome is pret-ty close.

That’s news to this Democrat. Anything else I should know about myself?