Cuphead is a recent title that came to mind. I like how it doesn’t show you how close you were to beating a level until you die. Gets me pretty amped.

The band from the 90's classic documentary Airheads should be serving a cease and dissest any moment now.

It’s a joke playing on the stigma that there are not as many famous women comedians due to women not being funny. Seinfeld said something along these lines when explaining the lack of women on his comedians getting coffee or whatever the fuck his show is called.

Is it more or less sad than your dozens of negative posts this week alone?

You’re consistently in the top 100 and haven’t received any interest from pro teams?

Nah... they were before my time too and I was surprised to learn this myself.

CCR was only around for 2 years and 3 albums I think.

You mean West Virginia, right?

Cudi hasn’t done anything worth listening to since MOTM2

Maybe try not being an asshole about it? It’s as if I said that us learned folk don’t want to read a blog that is teaching 5th grade vocabulary to inarticulate pricks who are too lazy to google something without bitching. There’s nothing wrong with not knowing what a term like mush means, but telling her how to do…

I’ve always been bad at riddles... seriously though what is it?

There are 250 mg stars of death gummy edibibles. 800 is a heroic dose, but it’s doable.

Why was the head coach out there kicking a field goal?

My guess is the first stop was pizza, then meth, then who wants pizza when you’re gacked on meth amirite?

MLB mandated nets to the dugouts. Yankees refused extending the nets to the foul poles. These are different locations. Hate to defend the Yankees but I don’t believe you are comprehending the distinction here.

“...lips and a super high ponytail—spelled potential.” For a minute I thought this meant she spelled ponytail wrong.

My work provides a shit load of razor scooters for grown ass adults to move around (it makes up for the shit everything else I guess...?). Grown adults can ride them, and my Snapchat mph is about 11 mph. I can’t math so...

Lol you got dragged.

And when a company released a title on nes, they were done working on it. Bungie will have a team dedicated to D2 for at least the next few years.

Even if you aren’t literally fucking children late night at bars this is a shitty thought that came out of your head.