“Does anyone care about Saturday Night Live anymore?” Said the person who read an article about Saturday Night Live, then decided to take the time to make a comment on said article.

If the Vikings are able to field an ACTUAL Viking, the Bears should be able to field an actual Bear.

No their opinion is that athletes should be compensated for the millions of dollars they bring in to their schools since they are treated more like employees (be here at this time, do this specific assigned role on the team) than students.

I was riveted by your gambling scenario and your feelings about LeBron. However, I’d like to know more about your fantasy teams.

Ah yes, the St. Louis Blues bandwagon, where fair-weather fans hitch their hopes and dreams every April, and then un-hitch those hopes and dreams later in April.

Well, for starters, you just put a ton of completely unreasonable limitations on this scenario to begin with. I mean, maybe a single guy living alone who doesn’t do a ton online would be able to get by with only one device streaming at a time. But what about families or couples where more than one person would want to…

#CubsDongsMatter

He’s not bald from chemo

My sympathies, Patrick. This is obviously a tricky topic for a reporter to cover fully and accurately, and I’m sorry that deranged individuals have decided to attack you (and your family) because they disagree with your coverage decisions.

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If the only way schools can afford to have a field hockey team is by ripping off Cardale Jones then they shouldn’t have a field hockey team.

FYI the pic you used is one of a kid eating dippin dots...so.....

You lean forward a little and give your tush a little push upwards while maintaining contact on the seat with your thighs so that you can access it from the back. Duh!

I'm from the south so I know how devastating it is getting the clap from cousins.

I know exactly which club you mean.

“Why do you joke about hanging fruit? It is delicious and gives great sustenance. I see no humor here.”

I’m not taking it well.

MLS is getting with the program. The academy system only came into being in 2008, and it has already helped produce a player (Yedlin) that was on a World Cup roster. There are (at least) 77 academy graduates on active MLS rosters.

Simpsons already did it, bro.

Rally round the family, with a pocket full of shells.