And then he celebrated his burn the only way he knew how. By texting his wife to see if she saw the tweet 9 times in 2 minutes, throwing a simulated 20 inning game against a convenience store wall, and pounding a gallon of whole milk. It was a good day.

You are the equivalent of the right-wing troll bemoaning the liberal bias of Gawker’s political coverage. If you think that any subject—9/11, Sandy Hook or, yes, even alleged sexual harassment—is too sacred to joke about... well, that’s a perfectly valid opinion, but this ain’t the best place to be getting your sports…

I’m such a goddamn hypocrite that I can’t stop doing this very thing* even though I spend most of my workday perusing this site (and leaving comments).

Who doesn’t penalize for reaching across the table? That’s blasphemous.

YESS! Glad to know Kanye’s a gamer like me. My favorite artist. I understand the hate. But does everyone have to comment on it? Anyways, love the site.

Really? I’ve heard that the lack of boners were caused by ugly women being so damn uppity. I mean, really, how can a man get it up when the model they married actually got herself educated and aged?

Welcome to adult food.

GO ON.....

I’m not defending the coach, but surely you can see that doing the right thing is harder when it will potentially send your child to prison.

The deadspin comments section is like the nerd decathlon. Now I know what a work is. And also feel like I was held in contempt for not knowing such an esoteric and 'inside' slang term. I am not even unhip enough to play straight man in this room.

Now I know why I've never heard the term.

Swing and a miss

Counterpoint: Stallone was excellent in Creed. He was one of strongest parts of a movie that had many strong parts.

The last time I’ve seen Patriots with a line that weak was when that goddamn skinflint William F Buckley Jr shared a line of what was more or less baby powder with Hammerin’ Henry Kissinger in the men’s room at Studio 54.

dude what kind of magic TV do you own

Can’t believe he’s been at that job for a month and Kyle already has floor seats.

When Hardy said he looked good in blue and white I just assumed he was talking about Nicole Holder