Marchman:
Marchman:
They should have just killed two birds with one stone on that call. “Hey Lovie... you’re fired, sorry about that. Now, we’d like to quickly do a 20 minute phone screener for our newly opened Head Coaching position.”
This doesn’t bode well for my plans on kicking ass...
This doesn’t bode well for my plans on kicking ass...
White(s only) Christmas.
Tom Brady was drafted in the sixth round, so I fail to see how he measures up to what I said. Specifically I was referencing first round picks. First round picks are for getting guys that can (presumably) provide immediate help. Tom Brady was a lottery ticket that paid off more than anyone could have ever imagined.
Yes, in the name of transparency: some of the staff is incorrect.
False. Marty mornhinweg did it.
“Wants to have removed” SHOULD go without saying, but one supposes some could be in for just an adjustment.
Dude it’s not the fault of Deadspin or Kotaku that currently the finest writer on the art and sport of UFC currently is employed to primarily write about video games. Are you up in Evan’s shit when he writes about comic books? Are you up in Fahey’s shit when he writes about snacks? Are you up in Totillo’s shit when he…
this joke would have been funnier if it had been told 10 years ago
This is excellent kinja.
Congrats on the restraint. I took my mobile porn and texting device into the shitter at work. Wasn't disappointed.
This, honestly, is something they should crowdsource. Let everyone and their dog who can get online get in on the fight. No ground rules, minimal oversight.
There’s footage available of the BYU woman’s soccer player mauling the shit out of an opponent - hair pulling, kicking, punching. Seriously, BYU - maybe this no sex/drinking/dancing/gambling/caffeine thing is too much for the young’ns. I get pretty cranky without my morning coffee and I am all pent-up myself...
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Favorite song from 25?
Also like, once you pop the turkey in, you have hours to do nothing. Pop it in during the morning, and it will be ready by dinner time. During that time you can do what I do, which is get drunk and watch movies. I usually prep most of my sides in the morning or the night before so once I take the turkey out to cool, I…
And you get a turkey with flabby, inedible skin and no pan juices to make gravy. No thanks.
Spatchcocking (butterflying) the turkey will cook it just as fast, with crispy skin and pan drippings. Salt the turkey ahead of time to ensure juiciness.
16 pounds of kosher salt... 16 pounds of salt is 6 boxes worth
Towson has a diving team?
It was the river.