Nearly empty women's basketball games = all women's basketball games

lol, shut up. I'm not going to let a guy named GropedUrMom lecture me about decency

lol, shut up. I'm not going to let a guy named GropedUrMom lecture me about decency

You know it's not real, because their orange flavored stuff is colored blue. Since when are oranges blue? It's right there in the name: oranges!

you might be giving them a little too much credit

I've always held firm on my belief that Curaçao isn't a real place.

What burns my ass is that I have a hard time believing the Japanese, Mexican, and other yearly contenders for the world title all live within the LL defined districts. I'd be really interested in a piece that did some digging into this. These kids have been ostracized by adults that lie, cheat, and steal their way…

Wah, wah. Wah, wah wah wah wah. Wah wah wah, wah. Wah, wah wah wah.

Hahahaha I just realized I left out "water". A program that encourages drinking is definitely something I can get behind

likewise! I love my jawbone. It's reminders to drink more and eat fiber essentially led to what I can only believe amounts to crapping out 10 lbs in two weeks. I'm not complaining.

At his peak he was the best golfer ever and I don't think it is even close. At his best events I would take Tiger over the field in his prime.

He two-putted this one. He's fixing the divot created by his first putt.

I am very ashamed but I laughed at this one a lot.

exclusives. don't hate, just play

That is NOT how the second verse goes of that song.

Time for a Kickstarter to raise insane amounts of money for them!

Nope. That's still serious sociopathic behavior.

One of my favorite things my brother, dad, and I would do as we walked to the first tee was to figure out what we'd blame our bad round out. Too windy? Too soggy? Dew point too low? Too far from the autumnal equinox? Extra points for creativity... hangovers were assigned a penalty stroke.

You are forgetting the most important advice. If you aren't good, at least play fast. Not a joke. I've played with some great golfers and I'm not so good. But if you keep it going and are on the green at the same time as everybody else, everybody is happy when you say "7" instead of "4" - nobody wants to watch a scrub…