You're a towel.

Rece truly is a Holtz Whisperer.

this comment is not a jam

The misogyny, while dumb, isn't even the worst part of these photos. The bros watching the games with baseball gloves on and shit are an affront to humanity as a whole.

Well, it WAS Mark from Bloomfield, NJ. Can you blame Mike???

Honestly, that sounds like a hilariously awesome idea.

Yeah? Well you're a towel.

C'mon, get out! I can't see her. Move! Do you even understand why we're in this pool?

as deadspin's best dancer, this looks fine

I think most people who have dogs know it isn't the owner's fault if their dog is a dick, in an era with so many rescue dogs around with dubious pasts, it's almost expected that you should be respectful of the other dog's space. Plus, dogs on leashes generally are in a heightened state of arousal, they know they…

thanks man

I think we'd already established that Jameis doesn't understand the meaning of "no."

The 30 for 30 people are already in pre-production for Winston's crash, burn, crash, crash, draft bust, arena league, religious affirmation, crash, burn story.

Texas. So I speak from experience.

Well, the Trojan is broken, but at least he pulled the little guy out in time.

It is funny. People typically come here because it isn't mainstream media bullshit. They seem to be ok with F-bombs used in sentence (and at times to excess), and OK with dick picks....but then get bent out of shape when the sentence structure isn't that of The Economist or some bullshit like that.

Shockingly, I read this whole thing. I can understand why the investigation began, but the intimidation by the authorities is completely uncalled for. Authorities usually have nothing to lose. They can bully and intimate people but if they're proven innocent, they can just walk away, act like nothing ever happened,…

What the fuck is wrong with you, Sam Biddle? Why not a horse? Rhino? Cow? Im sure there are tons of other videos of dudes fucking animals. Even for deadspin standards this is pretty terrible. And I thought Sean Newell was the terrible one. At least he is just boring.

Why the fuck is this on Deadspin? I don't want to read about shit like this. What the fuck?

This is literally a humorous description of animal abuse.