Texas. So I speak from experience.

Well, the Trojan is broken, but at least he pulled the little guy out in time.

It is funny. People typically come here because it isn't mainstream media bullshit. They seem to be ok with F-bombs used in sentence (and at times to excess), and OK with dick picks....but then get bent out of shape when the sentence structure isn't that of The Economist or some bullshit like that.

Shockingly, I read this whole thing. I can understand why the investigation began, but the intimidation by the authorities is completely uncalled for. Authorities usually have nothing to lose. They can bully and intimate people but if they're proven innocent, they can just walk away, act like nothing ever happened,…

What the fuck is wrong with you, Sam Biddle? Why not a horse? Rhino? Cow? Im sure there are tons of other videos of dudes fucking animals. Even for deadspin standards this is pretty terrible. And I thought Sean Newell was the terrible one. At least he is just boring.

don't know who decided deadspin dot com was the depository for bestiality posts, but thank you.

Why the fuck is this on Deadspin? I don't want to read about shit like this. What the fuck?

This is literally a humorous description of animal abuse.

Awful pun? Absolutely, but don't act like it wasn't endearing.

It's the new fourth meal combo option at Taco Bell

Fanatastic story. I wish Deadspin produced writers like that NJ.com guy.

Is this a joke I don't get? You don't make gumbo with no snow crab.

...we're very confident that this young man understands where he is and what he needs to do going forward.

Who eats when on molly?

I read this whole article looking for the list. Damn you and your clickbait.

ATDI, so much better than mars volta but forever to be overshadowed by them

The last thing the US needs is to be "handed" a spot in the knockout rounds. We've come this far and already shown far more potential than anyone gave us credit for - any sort of shenanigans would make us look like serious chumps. We're better losing while trying to win than tying because a powerhouse let us. It's…

It gives you something to do with your hands since you can't smoke in bars anymore.

This author is a total asshat, and apparently a total loser for camping in his own article's comments section to unsuccessfully try to defend his shitty article.