Your house sounds boring. I'll go to the bar.

Who the fuck wants to pay $5 for a glass of 60 minutes IPA?

At the end he is pouring water all over himself, not booze. But still fucking weird. Maybe he just hates all liquids?

Damn. This makes me sad.

Corey "Bewildered Devils lady" Schneider.

Oh good, the asshole I ordered showed up. I'm gonna have to call the company, though; they said 30 minutes or it's free.

NO.

These modern kids are so fucking lucky. In my day (the late nineties), you had to go to the shitty dance and make an appearance, and you hated it and it felt like shit.

The same thing happened when Jiri Fischer collapsed on the bench, they rescheduled the game a month later and Fischer never played again. He went on to become the Director of Player Development for the Red Wings. Hopefully this heart condition won't cause the end of Peverley's career. He's a great and important 3rd…

The last time I saw something like this happen was in England 2 years ago in an F.A.Cup Football match. A player (Fabrice Muamba) collapsed on the pitch & was actually clinically dead for over 75 minutes. This was a BIG match & was the main match televised nationally as well as it was broadcast around the globe. Both…

There's a certain sensitivity to players who leave the game with life-threatening medical emergencies unrelated to the game itself. I think given everyone involved knew Peverley had a heart condition it put them all in an emotional state that left them (and the league) uncomfortable with continuing regardless of how…

You are referring to your own comment, I take it.

I can think of worse ways to die...

Dude. Homeless people are a problem too but you don't see me giving them Popov vodka laced with Chinese dog food. Not that I don't do it, you just don't see me doing it.

Confused why #fuckcoke is trending on twitter. I thought Philip Seymour Hoffman died of a heroin overdose

God he's like, everywhere these days, I swear.

It's Macklemore right?

Raysism is the Rick Reily of Deadspin

Hooray for The Grammys DUAN!

Reading this gives me valid reason to believe I'm probably more of an alcoholic than I choose to admit.