And why didn't the ball make it to Crabtree? Oh, right.

Ha ha, you do realize a CB is a DB. No? Of course you don't.

Maybe they're not coming back to you faster because you seem like a huge asshole who thinks their work isn't worth more than a dollar?

what

A fifth Browns player remarked; "...and I STILL haven't rotten my fuel rebates yet"!

I got super excited for a second because I thought it was going to be Matthew Lillard..

I'm not sure where you get your info but most athletes ARE NOT on scholarship.

Why do people find the need to declare their hate for American football any time the NFL or NCAA is mentioned on Kotaku.

We've been using holo-phones for like four years. We got all the gadgets up here.

Great story! I look forward to the post in the next couple of days about a guy getting his ass beat in a hockey fight that will be written with glee

They haven't lost a game since 2011. They are in a major conference (even if it isn't as good as SEC! SEC! SEC!) They are undefeated this season. Seems to be a natural national championships candidate.

When was the last time Ohio State lost a game? Remind me again why they shouldn't be in the national championship race?

Talk about East Coast bias, the correct title should be "Jason Kidd earned the Nets an extra time out by dropping his pop."

Went to Gameday in 2008 when they visited Ohio State for the Penn State game. My friends and I made a very, very large sign which spelled out Paterno's Stained Underwear with a cartoon JoePa running (mocking both PSU and the fact that the last time JoePa visited Ohio Stadium he crapped his pants and had to run off the…

I know everyone is waiting for the random guy opinion (kidding). Don't worry about it unless it's your first time with a dude. Any sort of discharge (crusty, bloody, or otherwise) is normal, and we get that! When I would see said discharge on my SO's undies it just made me think of their naked parts and how much I…

Why didn't that dad let those two kids high five?

In a better world, cousins would be friendlier and less awkward after 48 minutes of sweating.

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So you still can't say Prince's name?