Dude I had a very similar experience with Coach, which is why it is one of the only things I remember about that show. Jerry Van Dyke was explaining how putting salt in the ketchup allowed for him to control his salt to fry ratio, and how putting salt directly on fries led to the salt just fall to the bottom. It was…

Yes to this! If my current job listened to you I wouldn't be looking for better jobs with nicer bathrooms!

Just because you can abstain until you get home doesn't mean you should. I probably wouldn't go to town on myself in the bathroom at work so much if that weren't the case

Richie Rich did it better than that

Not sure what White Man’s Burden is (besides irl) but I learned that technique off of the old guy on Coach

It was the Blue Gator throughout last decade but it's something else now

You still buy weed with seeds?

Thankfully we all live outside the confines of prison... where contractions and apostrophes run free

He didn't chug it. Fuck that guy

Every letter from Jesus is too long too read. Same goes for Santa, Easter bunny, etc

Haven't had a chance to read the article yet, it appears quite long. Can anyone summarize how I go about getting someone to cook my very own brunch? It sounds fantastic and I want to book one for this weekend. It will be so nice to not have to share my brunch with a bunch of strangers.

I didn't mean to add the question mark after talking about the blue gator... It's definitely closed

Ah I heard story lies of the Greenery. Yeah it was the blue gator during my tenure (02-07), but now it's something different?

Athens as in Athens, Ohio? If so, when and where was The Cheese? Never heard of it. I think I was into most of the awful things the town had to offer too.

You probably wonder the same thing about my dope ass platinum tooth. Sometimes we surround ourselves with dope ass shit in order to show others that we made it, dammit.

You probably wonder the same thing about my dope ass platinum tooth. Sometimes we surround ourselves with dope ass…

It's good to know you are finally understanding simple things

I’m guessing ta’s make proportionately the same in regards to how much revenue they bring in. People and their occupations are worth what your employer is willing to pay. The “student” athletes are the ones you should be concerned about

they are talking about the asshole that writes these articles

He fashions himself the Donald Trump of banning people as well

I'm assuming it would mention you fucking yourself with a rake and that you are now banned