I am going to fax the ever loving shit out of the NFL at work tomorrow

The had a down year and still had half of the final 4 right? Or were you talking about football? Oh, wait...

She was also his 1st or 2nd grade teacher prior to that

Many of the bars I have frequented frown upon customers making their own drinks :/

Never going to happen. If acquitted of this murder, he still has another another murder case and a solid weapons case hanging over his head

I take at least one shot of Lee n Perrins to the dome every day. Love that shit

It's a texture thing

Yeah. Only cause I don't want to be weird

boogers, only dry crunchy ones though. Haven't told anyone about this for good reason...

Speaking from someone who is very unpopular on xbl, BUT, a few of the friends I have managed to procure are either coworker/family member/a girl I once met that has an xbl account for Netflix (the best I can tell)/etc... These people don't need to know how odd my hours run, nor would I exoect then to understand.

Exchange “kids” with “drunk roommate” and that is exactly how I feel. I imagine the comparison holds true for a lot of things though

Hey bae, just a tip — I never said I didn't want to see anyone's opinion

My Side Note: I hate when I ask for just a little bit of dressing on my sandwich and they go ahead drench it! Now I have soggy bread man!

I wouldn't give her that much credit. I imagine when she isn't talking all proper to XOJane's audience she just thinks it's "kinda bullshit" and "fucking stupid".

No need to qualify that it was a local tournament. A championship is a championship. I bet I could throw a football over them mountains behind my house, doesn't matter that they aren't they aren't the Rocky's. Truth be told it's not even a mountain, it's just hilly as shit around here. Don't let semantics ruin a…

It's the same as admitting that sometimes you steal things but justify it because the things you steal shouldn't cost so much

A half court no look pass nonetheless. Sucks that OSU's one year with Russell was wasted on a pretty poop team.

It's kind of like Magary's "Why Your NFL Team Sucks" March Madness edition. It's just crazy how often people lack any iota of self awareness. It's one thing when a moron replies "FUCK U DEAD SPIN. U SUCK). But this... going the extra mile to threaten the author and his family with hacking them and sending child…

OTHER PEOPLE HAVE MENTIONED THIS AS WELL

He didn't say it wouldn't have been in the finals