A few hundred feet inside the free throw line

glorious

Looks terrible

“We’re talking about celebrity stuff, not politics.”

Jerry knows a lot about balls. He’s had so many facelifts that his are now located right below his chin.

Anyone else notice that the teams owned by “new money” all suck on the field, while the “old money” teams consistently reach the Super Bowl?

Why does a landlocked city have a tall ship on its seal?

2009 called. it said shut the fuck up.

You have a supervisor for racism in your office?

This was the best moment of the game, hands down. DEAD-EYED ELI STARE.

You bet. The two go together like peanut butter and jelly. Or Kinja and intelligence.

Can I hang this is my racist supervisor’s office?

Does this make it better though? Cam’s response to people complaining about his celebrations was if you don’t like it, stop me (which I completely agree with) but when somebody did just that, he can’t handle being on the other end of it? I like Newton, but this just wasn’t a good look for him.

The most graphic part was her little tongue thing at :31. That ALWAYS means they’ll let you fuck them.

I was so bummed that he got ousted from Dallas - fuck Jerry Jones.

Bruh, his Twitter handle is @sonofbum, which is both true and hilarious.

Depends.