Randle was reached for a reply and denied he ever gambled, “I merely enjoyed playing Draft Kings like millions of my fellow Americans, which is a game of SKILL, not gambling.”

And here I thought I’d have to wait until the game to see a statue repeatedly knocked over.

Comment + username = Perfectshawn

That’s more of a stunner than an RKO.

Thanks for getting the “angry idiot doesn’t understand a joke” comment out of the way.

I don’t have any friends. Stop making assumptions, dipshit.

Johnson technically is not allowed to retire. He is locked into a two year contract on my fantasy football team and you better believe I will take him to court if he refuses to play.

This is a good tweet.

The #Antetokounbros should all be playing at the Smoothie King Center

Analog dick pics! OMG

OH FUCK THIS LEVEL! INSTA RAGE AFTER NEARLY 15 YEARS!

“Fan Makes Cool Paper Versions of Classic Game Scenes and That One Turtles Game That Was The Bane Of Your Existence As A Child Because Fuck That Game”

“Two guys that I’m super close with and it’s sticky, man.”

Testi wanted Blake arrested but couldn’t resist a chance to be the bigger man.

It reportedly happened at Sotto Sotto in Yorkville. Ironically, Sotto Sotto is Italian for, “What the fuck did you say about my mother?!”

That’s not how you use Throwing Shade. And that’s not the correct usage of Stay Woke. Gawker commentators sound like Hillary Clinton but somehow less cool and trying way harder.

Tom had the greatest Twitter burn of all time:

Still has a higher Madden agility rating than Peyton Manning.

The old rumor is he has an open marriage. Does anybody have any proof? No. Does that stop me from picturing him singing “I like fuck-ing strange pus-sy” to the Nationwide jingle? Absolutely not.

Given his troubles in the playoffs, the Titans and Browns would be perfect for him.