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I feel bad that OBJ was dragged into all of Lena Dunham’s unnecessary drama. He really seems like a sweet dude who just wants to live his life and enjoy his Instagram.

Jason Garret has offered to donate his backbone, since he rarely uses his.

First of all the music was great. Still have the biggest smile on my face from that trailer. Vader there at the end oh that fine black helmet.

There’s probably better homemade cosplay walking around the Con right now than. . whatever the heck that is. It’s like an all-over Iron Man speedo.

The Flash looks ridiculous. I totally agree.

Sorry, but everyone except Batman looks ridiculous.

In some order, the Cowboys, Buckeyes and Bears are my least favorite franchises in the history of sports. With that said, I try to be fair. And, while I do not condone any sort of domestic violence or rape, I do realize that these athletes are a meal ticket for many women. With the information that has come out so

He’s made bolder claims:

The Knicks are a super-team. All the guys have taken second jobs in property management.

He probably should avoid talking about breaking anything down.

Shoulda taken the guy who smoked weed in a gas mask.

He’s already ruined Batman and Superman, now he’s going to shit on Darth Vader.

What haven’t we seen before?

“Wait... Your mother’s name is also Shmi?”

Well yeah Hillary Clinton and Billy Clinton. Not so shocking at all.

“I’ll have one hot take, extra edgy.”

Yeah maybe don’t go walking alone in parks at 2am...