Eagles will sign both of them next week.

This might be one of the most disappointing videos I’ve ever seen. I kept waiting for the bear to attack him. Bite him, maul him, whatever, just do what bears do and let this jackanape know that splashing water in their face is a bad idea.

I hate myself. +1

Additionally, he will not be allowed to watch the first four weeks of football next season.

Yep.

Although still not enough.

Good.

We’ll see if Kershaw is a true Dodger once the media starts questioning him about this issue.

I think you’re correct, and the correction would have been “they’re” anyway.

OH SO WOMEN ARE SUING JUST BECAUSE THEIR BUTTHURT?

Now is my time to shine and I got nothing.

Not a huge surprise they settled. Cases like this only go to trial once in a black and blue moon.

“A team member’s parent told the Baltimore Sun that their kid watched an eight-minute video on the phone after finding it.”

As a proud Towson graduate, I believe I speak on behalf of all alumni when I say “We have a swim team?”

Watergate

Maybe he just wanted to work on his stroke

At 9:30 p.m., another man wearing an explosive vest blew himself up at Gate H, on the stadium’s Northeast side, killing only himself.

Finally, Rob is free to fulfill his true destiny: getting hammered with me and going to see Boz Scaggs at the Lynn Auditorium.

After the Paris Attacks, running onto the field in an NFL game is very stupid.

Power rangers duh.