Medic: “We need to get this swelling down, eh? Somebody go get us some ice...”

Boooooooo

“Help me guys, I’m not good.”

Spectacular.

This needs to go in the comments for every Drew post. So good.

Nooo! Not my $11!

He hadn’t shown sufficient leadership at that point.

Timbers are everything the MLS needs. Except maybe names. But maybe even not names.

Whoa, that’s an impressively noisy crowd they’ve got there, too.

Report: Austin Rivers Sent to Room to Think About What He Did

“The woman...was clearly experiencing discomfort in her eyes for quite some time after the incident.”

Just another woman setting up a frivolous lawsuit. Eye discomfort is what us lawyers call “assumption of risk” when sitting in the 2nd row at a Kings game.

No charges were brought because there was no offense.

The situation ended when Tomsula told Davis to pretend like the issue was a football and drop it.

So who did Colin give the rose to?

It’s good to see a Greek do the bailing for once.

So... if I read you correctly.... you’re saying that Dan Le Batard masturbates to Olivia Munn while eating shrimp?

I think I’ve got the lip-reading down, everyone — I believe he was repeatedly saying “peppermint roll.”