...Does anybody else here the low purposeful breathing starting around the 30 second mark?

Janay Rice says she deeply regrets the role that she played the night of the incident.

It must be quite a feeling to get to a level where your coaching is so far ahead of the rest of the league that you actually end up with extra time to game plan hilarious jokes to play during games.

Jacksonville then trolled Ryan by stuffing a foot up Buffalo’s ass.

If you think a minor traffic infraction remotely justifies attempted murder: Fuck You.

Given the NSFW tag, it appears the Bengals aren’t covered enough in this article either.

Where’s that guy who was complaining about your site not covering the bengals enough?

Among all of the dicks and assholes in that shot, it comes as no surprise that Adam Jones is the biggest.

More like Cincinnati Dangles, amirite?!?!

Do not throw a beer can

I want to get serious with you all for just one second. I’m a person who went to university in Newfoundland because I was chasing a girl. I’m a person who married my ex-wife after knowing her for six weeks. If Jose Bautista’s bat flip proposed to me right now, we’d have four kids by Christmas.

I’m a Yankees fan...and goddammit this is fantastic.

I starred this. Then I un-starred it just so I could star it again.

I want to share this on Facebook and unfriend everyone that says anything bad about it. The Bautista Bat Flip is way better than any political litmus test. If you hate this, I probably hate you.

Aw, give them a break. They’re about to endure winter—and, even worse, six months of Maple Leafs hockey.

Eh, fuck you too, buddy!

that’s bat-flip crazy

Take that Brian McCann you fat fuck.

At least post a REAL samurai.