I saw that too, but I think it’s his glove. There’s not enough room in an NFL game for two animal abusers...

Barry, you’ve got it backwards - that’s not light streaming in, that’s all the hope for the Cowboys this season being sucked out at lightspeed.

Really easy to ‘aim’ for someone standing immediately behind the base you are forced to on a ground ball.

I said in another thread - you want equal discipline? Utley cannot come back to play until 1 day after Tejada does.

Unequally applied discipline my ass. He aimed for Tejada, injured him and should get suspended.

Dramatic Reenactment

When you put up the guise of actually trying to slide into second base, that’s fine.

Of, like, a terminal yeast infection.

Wait, how does her doing this while pregnant make it more disgusting? I’m pretty sure we’ve already hit peak awful here, right?

That’s a grade-A coup-de-grace by Jones there. “Motherfucker, we’re doing THE SAME THING right now.”

How could these companies be so Heartless? I ain’t saying these companies are gold diggers, but they ain’t messing with no broke...no broke...no financially challenged consumers.

If you’re interested in watching a dinosaur trying to complete a pass through some obstacles, you should tune into the Colts game tonight.

They should hang a “Get Well Soon” banner in the stadium

Pretty sure Bin Laden destroyed baseball by introducing “God Bless America” into the 7th inning stretch.

It’s the team’s fault for scheduling mandatory workouts after the regular season is over. That’s when Mets players go golfing.

I have a feeling they are going to spend a good chunk of the regular season stunting on people like this.

When Walford was asked what he would have done differently in the match, he said “Depends...”

Scat On The Mat

I have surrounded myself with positive people for 34 years and I don’t plan on changing it now.

God, it must really be awful for those creators to have a bunch of people on the internet making assumptions about their intentions and criticizing them publicly. Good thing it’s only on twitter though, imagine if there was a whole app, just for that!