Could have been worse, the priest could have pulled something else.

This is the face of a man who can’t figure out how a paperweight works.

You guys are idiots. If Tomasula really had gas then why would he live in his car?

Jim Tomsula’s farts can melt steel beams.

Almost spit my soup on the breaks his spine. +1-15

You’re the Cleveland Browns of Deadspin commenting

Saban: What’s the play?

Terrible comment all around.

Oh well, probably everyone here is a bunch of fucking Cubs and Cardinals fans

Tom Brady: Even Bigger Piece of Shit Than Anyone Suspected

Tom Brady will miss next start for failing concussion protocol.

Jason Pierre Paw

One source said the procedure Pierre-Paul had done Sept. 4 to “close up” his middle finger was still fresh when he met with team doctors on Sept. 7.

0 points for clever, all the points for true.

Speaking of cocksucking monkeys, game 2 has reminded me how much Trent Dilfer makes me want to crawl out of my skin and punch myself in the face over and over until I can’t hear Trent Dilfer anymore.

yes

It’s fitting that rodeo enthusiasts can only last for 7 seconds.