Exactly the same? I could go with a crappy slant rhyme/pun theory, but exactly the same...

No...they're a real newspaper (in theory). That's how they do the sports section which is the back cover of the main paper. Actually front cover is like that too, now that I think about it. All big and cheesy. That's their thing, I guess.

Unless I'm being whooshed (in which case, good work), The Philly Daily News is one of the two remaining actual newspapers in Philadelphia. And they're both owned by the same company which also makes no damn sense.

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Eh...if they have pretty much already agreed to get engaged and the proposed-to doesn't make it clear that she wants it to be a private affair, I suppose its cool. Depends on the couple and the setting. Theoretically you only get to do this once in your life (not really, but still) and some people like to put on a…

Until some athlete pulls off a Kurt Russell in Tombstone style mustache, they're all just runner-ups.

I don't think you'll have much to worry about vis a vis Geno and the Jets. Just a hunch.

Ah yeah. Is one of them.

If you ignore the grammar and spelling mistakes , I almost have a complete thought in that paragraph of gibberish.

They let Billy King have a job again?!? Does the NBA just recycle the same 30 some-odd guys as GMs? What is his lengthy tenure as GM of the Sixers (where he had no control over the player selection for the first part) did he accomplish that made it seem like he was qualified to be a NBA GM again? Questions, many…

(T)here's no simple right answer anything.

Yeah I'll cosign this.

As of this point, there's no indication that Big Bro was an agent of any foreign government. Just committing a crime with a non-naturalized person does not meet the standards needed for a treason charge. I would think. There's probably some clever way to make a treason charge work in an abstract sense, but I don't…

Compared to 9/11, the Gulf of Tonkin incident isn't in the same ballpark or even playing the same sport. Could a theoretical amoral government create a false flag incident in order to create a casus belli that would sit well with the general public? Sure. Its been done in the past by various governments on a minor…

Well I mind, damn it!

Add that to his losing a soft fly ball in the sun leading to a loss in game 1 (not really his fault, but still) and his continued and unmitigated assault on infield worms and old Ben didn't have the best of days.

I did pick 1997 as the stopping year because of the Legion of Doom's finals appearance. But those Eagles' teams under Buddy Ryan were the dry hump of sports fandom. Compare that to Andy Reid's "half-hearted handyjobber that gets interrupted by your parent's coming home early" era of Eagles fandom.

1988-1997. Save for one bizarre alcohol and drug-fueled Phillies season in '93, that era make this recent run look like a picnic.

Judging by Ryan's plate discipline, his reconnaissance abilities have been greatly compromised and he's not even effective as bombing platform anymore. And uh...lets see how far I can stretch this metaphor. Uh, something about mobility and tethers...

I don't know that Hitler ever knew he was screwed right until the moment he put the gun up to his head. Because he was a fucking delusional idiot.