"Hey I made the other guy walk on it. Now lets see if you can throw a 10 yard out pattern in it"

Anti-authoritarian resistance seems the Wachowski's raison d'être in the films they've been involved with. Excluding I guess Speed Racer, but I never saw it so maybe it was in there as well. Not that focusing on anti-authoritarian themes is bad, because lord knows you can a lot of material out of that. Its just you…

The "Kobe's Ass" flavor turned out to be surprisingly unpopular despite its creator's wishes.

See I was the opposite way. I got the trademark nods and was out like a light if I'd had enough.

The "couple" of whiskeys leaves a wide gap in the effects of the vicodin. Though mostly, he probably should have just been sleepy and nodding out. Methinks, a stimulant or two was part of equation.

Especially if done in a dismissive way. Got about 400 years of history on that particular term.

Hey, I'm the pitcher here. Bake him away, toys.

You should be both impressed and creeped-out. I certainly am.

Don't care if that was overly long and boring. That was cathartic as hell.

[A mustached walrus in a black tracksuit suddenly appears]

I read the headline as "Police Seeking Huge Eagles" and prayed they followed it up with Coach.

No way was that not intentional by some editor who may or may not be collecting his freshly printed unemployment check in 2 weeks or so.

Well if it was new at the time as stated, the trainer/coach wouldn't necessarily be up to date on the safety protocols. And Coach Mac sounds like he would consider extra water to be a detriment to becoming a gorilla. You ever see a gorilla just chilling around a water cooler? Didn't think so.

DomOnic fuckin Brown....he of the 4 rbi's yesterday.

They can both help heal injuries and to cause them. They can weaken tendons and cause joint issues, especially if you bulk up too much too quickly. Too much weight on a frame used to less will cause all sorts of problems especially in repetitive motion type sport like baseball. However they do allow you recover…

Unless it has a frozen Wayne Gretzky looking fearfully up at an uncaring robot God, it can't possibly be the best Olympic lighting ceremony.

Can you blame them? That movie was horrible.

I can't even imagine how big the cold sore on Mr. Met's mouth is going to be tomorrow.

Yeah I don't Nolan's intent was portray to Batman as some sort of infallible demigod. He routinely does things that are pretty villainous and justifying as a necessarily evil for a greater good. Nolan shows the unintended consequences of Batman's creative bending of the law, especially in the case of Rachel and…

I've heard a lot of people mention the GW connection in the Dark Knight, which I can see, especially with that echo location device thingie with the cell phones. But I don't think it was portrayed as a necessarily good thing that Batman did. Remember that Morgan Freeman's character basically calls him out on it and…