They still have the power. Once most of the country is 70% electric in all facets, the oil companies will lose their power, and America has several decades worth of oil they can use if need be. If the oil companies wait too long to start investing in electric/alt energies, they could very well find themselves too deep…

Maybe we’d get lucky and he would simply turn back into the bog standard conservative he was that actually hated Trump before he had to lick Trump’s boots to have a shot at getting elected.

I’m already making plans to drop a cup or two discretely as there will definitely be surveillance form all of the other people making similar attempts.

I mean, then we’d be stuck with President Vance.

I’m not sure, Trump passing away would make anything better.

True, they don’t want the tap of government money to get turned off. Always a good idea to diversify your portfolio- especially if your portfolio mainly consists of a finite resource.  Having the government subsidize you diversifying?  Even better.

All true. What I also got out of his statement is “it would be real real cool if the government gave us money to invest in renewables because even though we have a LOT of fucking money, and we’re going to invest in them anyway because that’s how we’re going to stay viable in 40 years, we really like it when the…

I’d sell asparagus

You know what CEO’s and by proxy, stockbrokers enjoy? Stability. Having laws, mandates, and policies stay consistent allows you to more accurately predict cash layouts for large projects. Doing a complete 180 every 4 years makes it really hard to figure out where to spend money on long term investments.  You don’t…

That grave is going to piss-soaked immediately and for decades. Ya love to see it.

That’s going to be one soggy patch of brown grass, I can assure you. There will be a 24/7 line of people waiting, and I’ll be on the side selling bottled water. 

It’s been a couple decades since I’ve been to jail, but I will happily go back again if I get the chance to piss on Trump’s grave.

I can’t wait for the Luddite Editions to come out. 

When I rent a car, one thing I’ve always loved is adaptive cruise control. But last week, my perspective it soured.

Did this really need to be a video?

Bonus points: they just happened to use the Fox body with the BEST interior of the whole run.

Looking at the waves in that right side door, the indifferent fit of the two pop-up headlights and the truly horrid fit of the trunklid makes this a solid No Dice at half the price.

No frunk.....does the hood even open?

I had an impossible burger once. The verdict? Eat meat, or eat vegetarian, but don’t eat vegetarian trying to be meat. The impossible burger tasted sort of like meat, but smelled bad when cooked and gave me horrible indigestion. Felafel or a black bean burger would have been much more satisfying.

I wish they would’ve done the big nostril delete for the i4 because I wanted something smaller, but I can compromise with this.