Several candidates.

For what it's worth I calculated it on a really big boat, so maybe a larger number of people helps the math.

Iirc "kharif" means spicy.

I’d enjoy a decent Ferrari replica if I get to replace the badges.

“As good as a 911 is, I can get 80% of the experience for 20% of the price any day of the week.”

I forgot to not press the brake when I pressed the button when I wanted to release the power parking break. I was so miffed.

Knobs and buttons.

Omg. I just learned now that my stick shift car probably can't be jumpstarted if the battery is dead. Stupid electric parking brake. Stupid push-button ignition. Argh.

Never leave your car.

That's fantastic.

If it's a big-ass ship, if you want a cookie, it's at least a twenty minute walk. It's not difficult to get fruit and veggies fwiw. 

And they burn a lot of it. A lot. It’s kind of staggering. An airliner is like a solar powered bicycle in comparison.

Watching the shit go out the exhaust on a cruise liner can be daunting for morale. Then I did some research and it was worse than I expected. If I recall correctly it was something like ten miles per gallon per person. The constant snacking is nice though and the epic walks to get the snacks helps a lot with weight…

British tourists fucking love the drinks plan. Cruising out of Miami/Fort Lauderdale gets you on ships with Brits, and having them around is excellent fun.

Some cruises are “tipping included." 

And you can just write post cards instead if you're so inclined.

If you tip lavishly, getting assistance on short notice is not a problem.

Compared to assisted living, it's a fucking bargain.

Contours could be lower cost alternatives to Audi A4s.