Build an 11/10 scale replica of a Mini around it.

Good city car

Also, Camaro V6 for same price, faster and better handling.

Not only could I get the much more usable Impala SS for less, I could even get a bona fide rwd Impala SS for less.

Windsor Approval granted

I used to despise these things on principle. 

Swap in a 302 and rumble young man rumble?

My gracious. It's a car you can buy for your dog.

This car was so loved it survived Cash For Clunkers, which seemed designed to vacuum all the first-gen Ford Explorers from our nation's roads.

Michelins is universal language for “I took care of my ride.”

Neutral? MiEv!

Mildly craving. I’ll be fine.

I'm sure it smells fine.

In fact that objectively beats the crap out of any Mitsubishi Jeep I've been ogling as of late.

That’s a charming vehicle and it’s just as well that it isn't casually reachable.

Not that many T100 trucks.

Tundra stick (the 3.4 V6) one owner, nice color

I will tell you what, you can find Tundras all day for less, including with 4wd and V8, albeit with higher mileage.

Not really.

Think of it as a cheap rwd alternative to an ae86.