Too bad. I'll be busy on the teleconference for Scooter the Baseball winning the Terry Cashman Memorial Award.

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Yeah, that was a waste of fucking time. I got sucked in, and deeply regret it. I liked the show when they built cool shit and yelled at each other. Now, it's like fucking children on the playground arguing over who has the coolest Pogs.

Big deal. Debbie Gibson wore her pimp's face as a mask for Halloween.

They shipped about 20,00 cases for the holidays and you still can't find the stuff anywhere, and when you do, you'd better get there quick.

Any of you guys ever have Templeton Rye?? Kinda a big deal here in Iowa. And rightfully so. It's damn tasty.

Chopper DUAN!!

Aah, but your own choice is a sample itself.

It took only 12 sloppy seconds for doctors to conclude Sauer's post-concussion test.

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Eww, it’s got a snake!!

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No, in all seriousness, tho good luck and congrats.

A job with the Big 4 in January?? Fuck, man. Wave goodbye to your life and hope they keep you on after March.

The end of this scene gets me rolling every time.

Baby steps

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Repeal Day DUAN!!

I fucking love Blades of Glory and Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story. Just inexplicable idiot humor at it's best. Also, might have something to do with my crush on Jenna Fischer.

My moment came today when Dickey, in his Reyes piece, mentioned that he was in eighth grade...in 2005!! Fuck. In 2005, I was already out of college, dating a girl I shouldn't have been dating, working a shit job, dreaming of playing music for a living, and drinking waaay too fucking much. I've come so far since then.