BellwetherJohnson
Bellwether Johnson
BellwetherJohnson

I have an enormous fascination with the Age of Discovery. Anything involved with that time period; Columbus, DaGama, Magellan. Even the politics in-and-around the expeditions is fascinating. Many an hour has been wasted running around Wikipedia reading about nautical navigation of the 15th century.

You fucking beautiful bastard. I could listen to that album 25 times in-a-row and not even begin to tire of it.

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Luckily, Officer Mirabelli is somewhat of an expert on cases involving caught knuckles.

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This is the list of notable athletes from my alma mater:

And now he's dropped a shot to ZJ. One down going to 17

And just like that, Tyler Palko is a winning NFL Quarterback. The entire Bears organization deserves to write a letter of apology.

Okay, so the Bears go for it on 4th Down from inside the five. This makes sense because Lovie Smith is an idiot. You see, the Chiefs are led by Tyler Palko and haven't scored an offensive TD in over a month. So you obviously want to get as many points as you can. BUT, the strategy pays off because the Chiefs match

Also, Kyle Orton just broke his hand on his first play in a Chiefs uniform. Awesome.

Man, this Chiefs/Bears game is fucking putrid.

Whenever I want to get in the Right Fucking frame of mind, I tune in to MSNBC

UNI-BLOCK!!

Yeah, caught the game. I think Syracuse is definitely a top 5 team, and I like them more than UConn and Louisville in the Big East as long as the Bernie Fine situation doesn't distract them, and it doesn't look like it has so far.

Yeah, I thought coming into the season, Kentucky was the team to beat, as they're so much more athletic than every other team in the country, and that the only way they'd be beat was by being young and making stupid mistakes, as Calipari teams are apt to do. Though, I give a lot of credit to UNC in this one so far.

Anybody else watching UNC/Kentucky??

Well, that explains why it burns when I pee after I promote breakfuckslamwich