I guess Republicans are going to have to be content with flip-flops now.

It might be time for the Mets to convert Harvey into a reliever.

Flutie’s dad was long rumored to have a better arm than Doug, but who knew his mother was also better at passing.

Pictured: 11 little piggies

It was the Feds, not the boos.

When my brother and I were little, we did “gymnastics” at this local place in town. Really, it was just us rolling around on the mats, hanging on the bars, and climbing through tunnels. It was recreational fun. My parents were happy to have us out of their hair for an hour or so.

He hit just .230 and had a 29-percent strikeout rate in the first half, but made up for all the whiffs by hitting for power and walking a ton.

Thank God Wayne Newton decided to sleep in a different trash can last night.

don’t stutter on your comebacks they’re too easy to read.

Dear Coach Dave I feel like I can call you Coach Dave because you and me are so alike. I'd like to be on your team one day. It would be great to have a catch. I know I can't throw as fast as you but I think you'd be impressed with my speed. I love your hair. You run fast. Did you have a good relationship with your…

Son of a bitch.