The name "Sandusky" is synonymous with "Monster"

"Adolphus [presents recruiting 'hostess'], Bush."

Bottle Rocket is one of my top three favorite movies. It was Wes Anderson's first movie and it's been overlooked since Rushmore came out. He's since developed a much more distinct style, but Bottle Rocket has a lot of heart.

Foot-hitches?? Never had the pleasure, but fuck, that's genius. I usually just go all Bob Wiley on the door handle, and then Shaq-free-throw the wadded up paper towel onto the floor.

CBA DUAN!!

More "prog-metal" than "post rock," but this new album is seriously bonkers

+1

Breaking, Weapons, Freestyle

Fortunately for my funny bone, General Halftrack also called a timeout on Sgt. Snorkel's idea to ice Bailey.

Meanwhile, if Donovan McNabb throws up, it's an official NFL issued pigskin.

Was thinking about posting that one myself.

"I like my cranberry sauce with a nice, juicy, bone-in, honey-baked, spiral bacon, eh?"

Man, I wish it would have been a little bit closer at the end, but for Stewart to run those last 30-or-so laps and maintain that gap between him and Edwards; you can't argue with him as champion. Boogidy-boogidys all around.

I'm the kind of person who will watch the last five laps of a big race if I happen to flip by. I'm not really one dissect pit strategy, or anything, but it's really interesting to hear the commentators discuss the ins-and-outs of it as pertains to just the Edwards and Stewart.

NASCAR DUAN!!

Well, The Cardinals are stacked in the bullpen, with the roster listing four closers.

From the Injury To Insult file: AP down in Minn. Ankle or a knee. Also, FUCK.