BellwetherJohnson
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BellwetherJohnson

95th!!!!11!!

Every time they mention Justin Blackmon during this OKST/IAST game, I think of this

I figured Weeden and Blackmon would have about 800 yards by now.

Maybe after all. Seven point game in the third. We might have a ballgame...

Yeah, that's pretty badass. I always thought the logo they'd been using since the early 2000's looked like it was designed for a minor league hockey team.

Scott Raab refers to it as "DWAN!" What does the "W" stand for? "Fuck you." That's what it stands for.

When I read about Bernie Fine situation, this song immediately came to mind.

Now playing

Hey, since it's Child Molestation Month and all, here's a song about an entire community ruined by false child rape accusations!! Enjoy!!

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Scott Raab won't stop telling the story of how he "fingerbanged your sister" in the backseat of Haley's Camaro, and you don't even have a sister.

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Todd Haley lets Scott Raab borrow the Camaro

Mark does a great job of really selling "screaming vagina," but if you'll notice, his hands do need to be a little closer together.

You're a naughty one, Saucy Semi-Professional Canadian Baseball Team

Hey, it's not the waiter's fault the kid looks like Judy Carne

I agree that this season of The Office is lacking, but that's expected when you lose a character as epic as Michael Scott. The thing is, I remember hearing people complaining that The Office wasn't funny anymore for a couple of years. Last year's season (Carell's last) is just now hitting syndication, and fuck if I'm

In seventh grade, I wore an aqua-marine colored shirt, and made a comment to a snickering classmate that the shirt was indeed awesome, and pointed out the fact that my "matching pants" really tied the outfit together. He, of course, heard "magic pants" and took the very short leap to "puff the magic pants" and again