Kelly Slater? Not if I have anything to say about it.

Hello. I have… I just finished reading your college gameday sign and I noticed something. The Hutts were a species of large gastropods that are said to originally hail from the planet Varl, but no planet by that name appears on any Imperial star charts, while the Verne were herd animals native to the planet Dathomir…

Robin Ventua has stepped forward to claim the hat by presenting a picture of himself "wearing it"

My scorecard says the whole thing was incredibly stupid

+1NRI

+1 Wow.

Knock it off and get back to work

What if we put him on a card with a Crown Royale logo?

Funny, I would think change.org would want it's nickel back.

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The fact that all anybody can talking about is #OccupyTebow, while today deadspin broke a story today about an ESPN Exec who was caught jacking off in front of Erin Freaking Andrews > Tebow

Big fan. Chris Squire is a god. One of the best ever.

Saw one today along the lines of "posting a comment here in the hopes of seeing it reposted in the deadspin comments section > Tebow"

I WANNA LIVE ON THE MOON!!

Foreign oil and special interests > T. Boone

[h/t a billion people]

Nails vs Bash is also a super hip Trent Reznor/Saved By The Bell mash-up

In 1989, I was 7 years old, and I saw New Kids On The Block at Alpine Valley. It was my very first concert. And while, yes, it was sufficiently shitty, I wear that motherfucker like a badge.

I think I've told this story before, but I was tabbed by a friend's dad to hand out flyers for his business as people were let into the Black Crows/Tom Petty show at a large outdoor amphitheater. Not a fan of either band in the least, but since we were inside prior to the crowd, I got to see the Crows sound check to…

"Comically turned inside-out pocket" also accurately describes Tim Tebow on a 5-step drop