AAAAARGH!! BASTARDS!!

LeBron has declined the Cleveland State University ROTC's invite to play frag football

I Beta you wouldn't say the same if it were intermural crew. Durant can Rho with the best of them.

I bet Todd Haley calls Romeo Crennel "Romey"

+1

How 'bout 'dem, Dream Team?

[h/t a billion people]

Wait to go, assholes. You made this dipshit happy.

How much does everybody thing the Mets are eventually going to overpay Allen Craig?? I put the over/under at 12 million.

I had no problem with this, as I decided to go circa 2008 rather than 1983 when I painted my pumpkin for the local Jacko Lantern contest.

Unfortunately, down the street, the South Washington Elks Lodge Tiddlywinks Tournament drew a higher ratings share.

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This is great, but somebody still needs to tell Carson Palmer that he can stop Bollering.

Sparano, in his haste to move from Davie, might have wanted to check the references of his prospective real estate agents before settling on George O'Leary

It seems like Deadspin has always run the fine line between candor and absurdity, what with the Fall Classical and NFL Roundtable series juxtaposed with the usual fare of Deadspin XY "Pig Poops On His Balls" stories. Though, it does seem recently that more emphasis is being placed on promoting the immense collection…

The first casualty of Hysteria?

Plant: Why the long face, mate?

Good work all

I was a little slow on the draw with "Love Potion Number Nine," but this should suffice for the continuation of the sequence