You're all right, Hickey.

Four flags in the first 18 seconds of the Chiefs/Raiders game. This is gonna be so good.

Terrible Football Teams Forced To Play More Terrible Football, Thanks To Tim Tebow

The "banality of grit" might be a nice story, but it's also the reason I stick to ordering hash browns at Waffle House

Ha! Thanks. Blind squirel, nut, etc.

And one more from the "Maybe I do belong!" file

Prolly should have retired after this gem; go out on top:

E:60 DUAN!!

Interesting. my first grade teacher Mr. Goy gave me an unhealthy love of Gentiles.

Scott Raab is pissed MLB shot down his idea of having LeBron catch a ceremonial ball from Josh Hamilton in center field.

+1

Doc Gooden's statement on the glass in 1986 read: "l l l l l l l l l l l l l"

Still not as bad as when Donald Sterling tried to pay all his players in plantains.

Pumpkin pie. Can't forget the pumpkin pie.

ZimZam DUAN!!

CrossFit DUAN!!

I'm in the same boat, but going against Marshall. Killing me.

Thanks, but if I want a baseball story about frosted tips on a giant penis, I'll stick to googling "Kevin Millar"