Whenever I hear someone say, and quite proudly, that their spouse is the only person they've ever had sex with, it makes me a little sad for them. I wouldn't want one person to be the definition of my lifetime experience. That's not to say I'm up for a 500 dude gang bang, but at least testing the waters with each…

Not everyone engages in sex before marriage. I know it's hard to believe, but trust, it happens (or doesn't, as it were)!

I received that email today, too. I'm not pregnant, I've never been pregnant, and I don't visit sites related to pregnancy since I'm a committed cat lady who can't stand kids. I haven't purchased birth announcements or a "congrats on the new brat!" gift for anyone. Hell, I'm not even a Shutterfly customer!! But I just…

But mostly his penis.

I don't get it either, and I found it funny he mentioned Mexicans, because I know my own kind when I see it, and that man's a full blooded Mexican if I ever saw one.

I know nothing about this Hard Gay person, but suddenly I feel like I need him in my life.

Finally, someone with knowledge of what happened to that poor man. He keeps turning up in every photo of the aftermath and I have been wondering when news about his condition would break. Thanks.

My nephew, who is 5'10" and weighs about 160, goes to a gym whose membership includes a 5'3", 180 lb woman whom he says can bench press about 2xs her weight, whereas he needs a spotter when he wants to lift 100 lbs. I'd love to see one of these assholes claim the military is lowering their standards by admitting her,…

I live in the same city as Gabe Dutch, who's Twitter account has been deleted. Guess he's too dumb to realize that even if his Twitter no longer exists, this post still does.

Actually, now that everything's gone over to digital broadcast, you've got to purchase a converter box and the old method of using "rabbit ear" anntenna no longer works. And the converter is a complete piece of crap that only picks up channels clearly like 40% of the time.