That the ice cream truck was the “music truck” that played music to make people happy. This was when I was two or three and couldn’t just wander about by myself, but before long the truth came out. I was quite hyper as a kid and they didn’t want me having unnecessary sugar.

Ha! There was a whole big Abbott and Costello “who’s on 1st” confusion in my family one night in high school (the 90s) when my parents’ understanding of “dope” (weed) and my brother’s and my understanding of “dope” (heroin) ran up against each other. We were a little taken aback that our parents thought we were…

I watched this in the dentist’s chair and I knew how racy it was. I just didn’t care because every time I go there it’s a clusterfuck so I was feeling petty.

I enjoyed it for what it is. I have a deep and abiding love of both docudramas and talking heads, so it was a good fit for me.

I literally had an argument earlier this week with a co-worker whose entire mantra was: “Set aside his personality...” By that he meant, ‘I agree with him on economic issues (socialism=evil!), but the blatant racism and sexual assault is embarrassing me--because yes, I’m trying to defend Trump and will vote for him…

True, though I think maybe it still registers that way (age appropriate) for their core audience. It does make me laugh a little though, and would probably trigger a potential (red MAGA) flag for anyone I might be having a conversation with. After that point, I think I’d just be listening to see if they ticked off any…

He should have gone with Jazz Cigarettes because god they are soooo old.

Right? The long haired pot smoker sounds...pretty alright to me...

Watters is the fucking worst. His own family doesn’t like him. And here he is with the cretin brothers.

He would have gone with “doing doobies!”, but then he remembered that the target audience for Fox & Friends isn’t that hip to the lingo the kids are using these days.

Yeah, having a meaningful conversation about personal growth and acknowledging areas where change may be possible in order to save the relationship with your spouse is the one thing you do not do in the Trump family.

I think many Trump supporters WOULD think the United States is a Theocracy (if they’re even aware of that word) given how often you hear the shit about the US being a “Christian Nation”

Because of course, you can’t possibly be in a long-term sexual relationship with a woman of color and still be both incredibly racist, and incredibly misogynistic:

They literally trotted out Elaine Chao as “proof” that Trump isn’t racist and tried to make the case for why Chao is a “better” immigrant than Omar.

Well, I just saw one of the greys caping for him on another Jez article with the “he dated a black woman” defense. I’m sure they’ll default to that.

Another position (which is the one I run into with my Trump-voting female coworker) is that they stay willfully ignorant of the news. They act like the current political climate is just “so toxic” and “so complicated” and so irrelevant to their actual lives that they can’t even bother to care. So when asked about…

As a girl who likes girl, he looks like a girl, which is part of the appeal for me.

Lili Reinhart looks so much like Brittany Murphy in this trailer.

The Makeup Scale (a measure of quantity):

girl......whether or not Jeffree is a fair makeup reviewer, he is racist as fuck and has never, ever been someone worth defending. he called fellow beauty guru and woman of colour jackie aina a gorilla last year (https://www.girlfriend.com.au/jackie-aina-responds-to-jeffree-star-calling-her-a-gorilla) used the n-word…