This would be true if she had more than one brain cell to rub together. But alas, she’s only as smart as her latest set of kidneys.

Or let Jimmy and Horatio Sanz keep their jobs with all their breaking.

Lorne Michaels is a perfectionist?  A perfectionist of what?  Mediocrity?

She’s stuffed herself into a dress that’s too small and also she’s just not a very attractive person. Not her fault and not a character flaw, but still true.

Ivanka & Jared are looking out that window as if they are thinking that Daddy could make the Queen an offer on the palace and Deutsche Bank would finance it so they could turn it into a private club like Mar-A-Lago.

She's gained weight and is awkwardly trying to hide it from the camera, which unfortunately just brings her more attention

I think she’s gained some weight and is self-conscious. 

That guy can eat a bag of dicks. Animals deserve a far better advocate than this asshole.

If this is not the corner of Faux Woke and Male Privilege, I don’t know what is.

Why are people getting so up in arms about Cardi B having plastic surgery post baby?

I’m fairly sure that Ed Sheeran is just a wadded up loaf of generic store brand white bread that someone rubbed in a pile of red hair at a Supercuts and taught to play guitar. 

Because plastic surgery is a cop-out. That’s why.

Cause people want the lies, not the truth. 

At least Cardi is sincere.

and Loki 

Ok but why don’t women appreciate me for the hobbies I have now, which include criticizing them online and playing video games?

You are a garbage person.

I’m ready for Harriet Tubman on the $20 for sure. But let’s look at the silver lining for having a racist genocidal maniac like Andrew Jackson on the $20 for a few more years..... Andrew Jackson absolutely hated FIAT currency. He wanted the US on the gold standard forever and ever.

Great to see some honesty at last on these matters.

“Satanic Activist”