I used to love Gwen’s first perfume, but something in my body chemistry changed and it smelled so bad on me after that. I love J-Lo Glow and Miami Glow.

I wasn’t saying she’s too old for a baby, I’m saying at what age do tabloids stop trying to make every woman in a relationship desperate for a child.

Ugh, don’t remind me!

This is what I picture in your future:

I want to her to use a Hiddleston lookalike in her video. Maybe JJ Feild.

Isn’t Gwen Stefani near 50 years old? At what age does the celebrity trying to get pregnant narrative end?

Really? I wanted to know what it smelled like. I was hoping it would come to Target so I could steal a smell while shopping. I don’t mind celebrity perfumes (Jennifer Lopez has a few good ones).

Her plastic surgery usually makes her look a bit off, but this is a good picture of her.

I must watch The Office twice a year (I cut the cord on cable and there’s only so much I can stream). I have really started to appreciate the side characters so much more. I’ll always enjoy Steve as Michael, but the more I watch, the more I hate Jim and Pam. They’re annoying and think they’re super cute.

Yes, I had the mascara (both of them) flake off into my eyes. It was so painful. I get the best results from They’re Real.

I don’t really like this mascara. I have a Chandler Bing, “Yeah, okay” moment every time people rave about it.

It is nice until I have to scooch past things and accidentally knock things over with it like that gas station story I told you.

Tom Hiddleston-Taylor Swift+Beard=Panty Peeler. I’m so sad he shaved that MacBeth beard.

Am I the only person who hears George Papadopaulos and thinks of Webster?

Tom Brady is too stupid to live.

She won’t think that until after they’re divorced.

I had no idea people imbibed while they took kids trick or treating until last year. I went with my boyfriend’s family around the neighborhood and it was like being in Las Vegas. I suppose it makes the trip a lot more bearable for parents.

It wasn’t Karina doing that.

She consistently looks like she was woken up from a really good nap that messed up her makeup for photo ops.

Who are these people that find him attractive? He looks like he hasn’t slept in years.