I’m convinced this is why he’s been growing the hair and beard out post Hamlet. He wants to be incognito when that album drops.

I’m living for what she’s going to cryptically say about Tom Hiddleston.

He even managed to apologize to Harvey Dent for burning half his face off! Can you picture Drumpf apologizing for any of the shit he does? ETA: The Joker also knew the power of a well made suit.

I think you’re thinking of Meredith Baxter Birney.

I feel Judith on this one. My bf and I are as committed as we can be, but don’t live together. I just can’t have roommates. I lived with my sister for several years and she was great, but I crave the solitude. I enjoy setting my own schedule and waking up in the middle of the night to read on my phone when I can’t…

I’ve seen that guy before, I just can’t recall where. It seems like he’s had a bit of plastic surgery though (and dyed his hair).

Tyga is still trying to get that Kardashian fame, huh? I imagine he’d try and sue Kylie for child support to help pay all those unpaid bills he has.

If Ruin is an all female cast, like those other moves are essentially all male casts, I’m here for it.

Because I ate one and nothing happened.

I ate one in 1993. It tasted like chemicals.

What an ass!

When I was little, I ate almost an entire box of Twinkies. I broke out in a rash and my mom told me I was allergic to Twinkies. I spent about fifteen years believing her and never ate one during that time. I finally figured out what she told me was bullshit and tried a Twinkie. It tasted terrible.

Isn’t it Nick Kroll and not Steve Kroll?

No Hecubus, no checkubus!

Red food coloring makes stuff taste like shit though.

Melania is probably already dickmatized by Harry already. Normally, I’m not into Harry, but that beard is panty peeler.

You just know Melania wishes Harry would take her away from all of this.

That’s why I said I know it’s not possible.

Also, Kim has her surrogate in a strict diet. I don’t think Kylie could handle that.

My greatest wish is that Kylie is Kim and Kanye’s surrogate (but I know that’s not possible).