got to take a mega deuce to fertilize these tomatoes...or wait...am I a tomato?

It’s called Megadeuce because once one shows up you are up shit’s creek fo’real

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Ummm, no. Where’s my Pizzazz?

[scrums]

“i cant kill the joker” Oh because of your crusaders code? “no, hes like...fucking magical or something.”

...heavily implying that the character may be immortal, capable of long life and recovery from fatal injuries.

Balls In Video Games, Ranked

Dear Michial Bay, please fully realize this movie as Tyler Perry’s: Madia’s Teleportation Accident

APB + GTA engine would be quite the wet dream.

Oh hey, cool, I didn’t need mascara today anyway.

They have a scaling option now, so you send some guys down to measure the distance between the trees and just pop out an AT-AT the right size.

(Seriously, I was laughing at the AT-AT on Endor. Hey, Empire, use an AT-AT on Dac or Manaan whydon’tcha.)

yeah 90% of my deaths to yard trash mobs is due to over-confidence and getting sloppy to miss a detailed timing.

I’ve been using the giant taser ball weapon, and found that about 4 heavy strikes to the wielders of the bags of dicks takes ‘em out no problem. I just stay away til he goes on his ass hole rampage and during his little cooldown give him a good old smack to the face.

They can also be jump attacked from a distance very easily. I typically do 1 jump attack with the holy blade, roll past and then give two more strikes and he’s dead.

Yeah I was told by friends that I was completely invisible for a few minutes in GTAO, and I didn’t intentionally glitch it in any way.

Thefuck ?

I want to be Deadpool.

KarmaFucker, he’s...simply ineffective. I don’t know, I’m just saying I’m ready to get this done here.

Forgot the adjust the sights in your pistol? Oh no, you’re in a shootout and now you’re dead! Forgot to take the sample of the murderer’s footprints at the crime scene? Your case just fell apart in court! I used to play the shit out of the first three games in that series. Good times.