Forgot the adjust the sights in your pistol? Oh no, you’re in a shootout and now you’re dead! Forgot to take the sample of the murderer’s footprints at the crime scene? Your case just fell apart in court! I used to play the shit out of the first three games in that series. Good times.

Makes me miss the old school Sierra Police Quest games.

All your ham is belong to us.

Well, chitterlings.

Crit them with stink eyes

We've even got screen caps of one being fought on the Catoblepas entry of the FF wiki, so I'm guessing that's the case.

Jim Sterling was one of the reasons I stopped reading Destructoid entirely. He's an inflammatory asshole.

All that fiya!

As long as he buys in on circling back on a catch up after pinging someone to be looped in on an email regarding leveraging existing assets while doing a high level brain dump regarding his core competency best practices, absolutely.

only carefully placed thermite charges could have broken a man's ribs in the manner seen here

I think he just ethered the English language

yeah, I'd just get chainsaw dude and keep hitting all 5 buttons at once and dumb shit would happen. that was not a strategic fighter.

I laughed so hard when I realized that the original image of this is hanging somewhere in my parent's house.

Word cannot express how much I love this. Signed, someone who had to spend way too much time in churches as a kid.

That is so horribly awful and depressing...and should so be a real thing. Nailed it.

Yeah. The armor mechanic really differentiated Einhander from a lot of other shmups at the time. Gunpods having HP and your arms being invincible also added an optional kamikaze approach. Use it to block light rounds, or smash on an unprepared enemy to steal its gunpod.

I am so happy that you got out of this relationship. Thank you for sharing your story, I wish you nothing but happiness in your future.

"Chicken Little related" lol

Ha, you had me there for a second! +1