Uuurgh.. It hurts. That's not the original, and Kotaku is telling me it is. They want to be hip but they try so hard and just can't.

Umm.. the video you posted for the reference of the original opening is NOT the original opening.

The true original!

It's also on steam, where people pay that amount for full games during sales, thus creating this weird steam mentality where games should be huge and wonderful even though they paid peanuts for it, because it's steam.

... and then you celebrate with a quick visit to xvideos.

This is you.

I think it's worth your time to check out a post made by another Doom modder about Brutal Doom and its "creator":

So.. Doom 4 is a reboot? Wasn't Doom 3 a reboot? So basically, they've remade the same game twice?

/Sees Lindsay Lohan in the first-base grandstand

I like the way you think.

The first time I ever successfully sneaked backstage at a concert was Counting Crows at the Greek Theater in 1999. I was standing by a gate, and someone came out with a VIP sticker-patch and asked me if I wanted it. I thought I had won the goddamned lottery and was so effing PUMPED...until...I came upon Adam Duritz w…

You should know better than try to hide corpses in River Ankh.

Clearly Santa's sleigh has an inertial dampening field around it. The reindeer droppings fall as the would as if the deer were running at a normal speed. Though once the feces leaves the dampening field it would accelerate and probably disintegrate at the speeds Santa would need to be traveling. Christmas + Star Trek…

I saw the autocorrect fail like 5 minutes after I posted, and just left it there, because it made me laugh. :P

I for one think there isn't enough rambling on this page.

I believe there is some legal precedent. I direct you to Constanza vs. US Open

"BAH GAWD, LITTLE MAC, WHAT ARE YOU DOING!? THAT CAPTAIN HAS A FAMILY, DAMMIT."

Over here?

this reminds me of this