mynoise.net has a bunch of idle sound generators, including some fantasy background ambience. It even allows you to save sound generator settings as a link that you could share to your group.

I got a copy of this game because I worked at Vivendi.  I put it in my 360, started the game up, and 30 seconds into the tutorial, right as it taught me how to melee someone, my 360 Red Ringed.  That was the last time I played the game because I believed it to be cursed.

Thankfully, Rockstar has many affordable Shark Card options to help you with your financial woes!

“Annoyingly fiddly, yet fitting perfectly and causing fun” is also a great description of this guys other game, Hammerfight, which I loved.   Good to know he has kept his style.

Giving certain players a game with only 99% earnable achievements is like giving a junkie a heroin needle with no opening.

Mobile game ads really are the worst. I saw an add for one of those dime-a-dozen “build a base on a grid map and gank/get ganked forever” games, and the gameplay video of it in the ad was just a video of Empire Total War. The video even said “Empire Total War” in the corner as a watermark from whatever youtuber they…

I think ive seen that.  It was like a direct 1-1 copy of one of the many well known “rifle butt jiggle” gifs floating around.

Yes he did.  He has tons of dialog, just look up cinematics for 2 and 3.

Damn, what the hell did kinja do to this post?

How it would have actually turned out:

Probably because thats a scene they created in Unreal, so they put the words there themselves. Heres a vidcapped startup sequence to compare.

Thats because thats not a game startup screen, its the actual ps1 itself startup screen.  It shows up without a disc in the drive.

God that game dissapointed me so much.  “Oh cool, I can do sim stuff, but in a medieval setting?  Nice.   Oh, its a linear story campaign with objectives.”

This man is trying to anime rivalry us some new games.

Im reminded of the slow change that happened with Imgur when it started becoming all about making sure advertisers are happy with appearing on the platform.  

I had no idea Mechwarrior 5 Mercs was even coming to console.

It was local only, so if you wanted to do it online that wasnt gonna happen.  I was super excited to play that game with friends and then that fact whacked me in the face.

So, is this saying that each unit is gonna have dynamic damage modeling?  If so, that is interesting for an RTS.

“contract disputes.”   Youre telling me two companies in a mad dash to become the first true Cyberpunk Megacorp couldn’t make a contract the other would agree to?  Shocking.

When you model a leg, you dont also model the entire internal biology of a leg. Thats a very specifc thing to do and usually has a reason.