I have never once played a pre-made sim in these games.  I know it has story blurbs about them on the select/house move in screen, but is there actually some kind of story during the game that happens thats different than when playing a custom character?

He went from main character to henchman! Anytime you play a yakuza game its “Is this guy important? Well his face isnt a scan, so probably not.”

It is their second attempt at a western entry, yes.  There are a lot of similarities, like theres an aim button, and there are FAR fewer enemies, but they take more bullets.

Ah yes, the ugly duckling, the story that reminds you life turns out just fine as long as you are the superior race.

Its always weird to me when Japan tries to “westernize” a game that is specifically enjoyed because of its Japanese qualities.  Its like saying “we have this really popular samurai series, but we want it to sell well in the west, so lets change it to knights.  Everyone should be happy since they are still using…

Fleena yepsa!

well, yes, thats what “most feared military force in history for hundreds of years” means.  Possibly thousands if you go back to BC and the Frankish tribes

be the most feared military force in history for hundreds of years, nothing.  Capitulate to the nazis ONCE, “lol french tanks have 6 reverse gears!”

the main reason should be “it was designed as a throwaway joke.”

Yeah, the whole thing was a joke that a bunch of people seemed to miss.  Its not SUPPOSED to be a good workout routine, and has nothing to do with his fitness.

Clearly youre part of the Oldigarchy, what with your decorum and belief in appearances!  Down with whatever!

“they are gonna fuck up this new joker”   well remember...they made it official in the comics that there is actually more than one Joker running around at the same time, and the World’s Greatest Detective never figured it out.  Everyone can be Joker now!  Or something.

And the subtitles are always on a five minute delay somehow.

Well, neither of them are metroidvanias, so thats probably one way.  Not using procedural generation is another.

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well, she did flat out state that she built her taste on “whatever the cool kids thought was popular” and thats kind of the definition of shallow.

its basically TheHunter with aggressive animal robots.  Kinda like, what was it, Carnivores back in the day?

This game really needs to be approached from a different mindset than I think people were expecting. Its not Horizon Zero Dawn with guns. Its built from a deer hunting simulator that had an in-depth tracking and animal detection system. Sound made, for instance, is not a toggle of “are you crouching or not” and that…

I was a QA tester at Activision and other gaming companies. It really depends on what game you are put on. I was put on Guitar Hero, and I loved that series before, so basically playing guitar hero for 8 hours a day wasnt too much of an issue. But we DID have a group that worked on the DLC packs ONLY, so they had to…

I know its probably SUPPOSED to be, but honestly, hes not MISSING.  Missing indicates he should have been there.  The only place he should be is somewhere no one else ever has to interact with him ever again.