Well, I mean, Farcry 4 and Primal take place in the same location, that was stated before it even released.

They already did a mario reference, you cant do TWO mario references, that would just be insanity.

Well its not the WORST zelda take ive ever seen. That one being “Breath of the Wild has a secret Co-Op mode, and is the greatest co-op game of the year.”

“Remember, citizens, if you see something strange, alert your nearest Little Ceasars Centurion”

It was the same as the “What about the wii-u?” people.  Some people ONLY buy nintendo.

Was that Stuntman good?  I remember really liking the original way back in the day.

the “jew being saved by converting to jesus” is apparently a big trope in literature in those circles, so I believe it.

oh wowwww, a website named after the word Otaku, which means “big japanese weirdo” shows weird stuff on it!  How could I ever see this coming!

The second end credits was crazy, but I looked it up and I guess that at some point in the Ultimate Spiderman cartoon series, Harry Osborn was in fact venom.

Man, it was so hard trying to watch action scenes in those movies.  Is he transforming or just falling over?  Hes punching?  Is he punching himself?  Oh the movies over.

“the socratic method just makes my SO more mad at me!”

the self-call of SHOCKING is the frosting on the cake.  Its the shitty joker go-to.

I see Khu was probably paid in free grabs.

Remember the pressure sensitive button days? Never have so many inappropriate things been linked to such an inaccurate control scheme.

In the wild, it would break, but it repaired itself automatically over time.  In temples, it had infinite durability.

I know it really does.  Now I dont even know!

Blackwater Bonds

Instead of heat seeking rocket launchers, youll have trained attack cougars that will home in on players and rip them off their horses.

So many kids going to white house . com for their government projects.