Now I want them to release Turles just to make your fifth one relatively true, and make everyone mad.

Looking at the fan run makes me feel tired. Looking at the way The Freeze runs makes it seem almost effortless.

And the dead eyes. He had to become so deep a character that he lost all sense of self.

I was in that exact same situation of a stealth attempt. Luckily, I had my trusty baseball bat with me and whapped it right in the head. The turkey immediately fell over. I was about to move on when it got back up. I hit it again, and it got up again. After pulling off the Undertaker rise for the third time in a row,…

Stronger flavor eh? Well i do love that pepsi 1893, which seems to have a richer cola flavor. I should see if i can get my hands on some of this.

I feel like him showing up immediately as your best friend in Kiwami ruined the weird tension that surrounds him in the first game. You see him go absolutely nuts on his own guy in the beginning, and theres this weird “are they really friends, or is it just a smile to deflect from a backstab?” feeling about him until…

Lets not forget this riff as well!

America has a pretty sizable industry of ways to leave loaded guns in easily accessible locations for “lightning response” to someone storming your castle. Like a headboard that you push on and it dispenses a shotgun like a vending machine.

4 and 5 are on PSNow. 3 is the only one thats left out.

Stab Train, AKA the entirety of a multiplayer match of AVP 2010.

So when does his arm get ripped off? I dont get how the lesson is supposed to sink in.

Haha, maybe that 4chan guy saying he was working on “Dark Souls IIII” was for real!

because it says that Nazis are bad. Also it uses the word nazis, which is just a code-word for talking about american conversatives. Also, the entire game is basically a thinly veiled personal attack on trump - Some people i saw on the internet.

Way of the samurai featured a 70s style blaxploitation character for fun because that series is ridiculous. 4 had a bunch of Europeans because, now get this, that was the historical situation at the time.

No, it just suggests that only human dongs are shameful.

Hellcats over the pacific, thats the one with the polygons that looked almost like Starfox, right? I had that and loved it. Ive never played Falcon, but I had F/A 18 Hornet growing up.

The day is young, but I am confident.

THATS what scallops are? Man, I knew of the food, and I knew of the animal, but I just never put 2 and 2 together. This is probably the second dumbest Ill feel all day.

Many hollywood movies do this too. It really drains all the impact from events.

Thats right. If we cant wipe out a religious cult in the US because of their embedded spy network, what hope does the world have of taking out a nation thousands of years more advanced technologically with a bigger spy network?